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Joke of the Day

"I haven't been laid in so long that the Pope is laughing at me."

"Most action figures are surprisingly inactive."

"Did you guys hear that Lorena Bobbitt was recently involved in a traffic accident in L.A.? Apparently some prick cut her off."

"What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek? A golden opportunity"

"Hillary Clinton Style Condoms! *Rigged for her pleasure*"

"Why ninja's are a pornographers nightmare You never see them coming!"

"How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone? A Hans free device"

"So a lady walks into a bar and orders a double entendre... ...and the bartender gives it to her."

"How do you tell the difference between a male chromosome and a female chromosome? You pull down their genes!"

"""Go ahead, caller. . ."" ""Yes, hello. My dog dug up a femur and I'd like to make soup. Would you suggest carrots or potatoes?"""