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Joke of the Day

"Jesus was the original crossfit."

"What do doors and hookers have in common? You enter, come, and go. EDIT: changed punchline"

"Why don't the other DC heroes like Nightwing? He's always being a dick to them."

"I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas... ...it's not her main present - just a stocking filler!"

"I am conducting a survey to see who is the most awesome person on Facebook. To find out who it is read the first two words of this status."

"I was walking down the street with my wife and she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her. ""That's total bollocks"" I replied, by text, from across the road."

"If you give me a hard time about being out of shape I will bury you in a shallow grave. A very, very, shallow grave"

"Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!"

"Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions."

"69ER'S GET SACKED Q: Why is 88 better than 69? A: Because you get ate twice."