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Joke of the Day
"Well, you know what they say about nice guys... ..they always let girls come first."
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"I still remember the last thing my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket ""Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone."
"How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand."
"Friends only its Dogs but instead of claps in the theme song, barks"
"Mexican word of the day: nascar Hey man that's a nascar.. Where'd you get it?"
"If i had a dollar for every Girl who found me unattractive... They will finally find me attractive"
"You know what? It's been a Good Friday."
"[hospital] *crying* Jim it's your turn to change the baby *picks up baby* -Ok brb *comes back holding a black baby* -I think they're onto us"
"How do you know the passengers of the missing plane are alive? A new season of lost is out now!"