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Joke of the Day
"Well, you know what they say about nice guys... ..they always let girls come first."
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"Told my 4 yo that his hamster died and that was in heaven with God. 4yo: Why would God want a dead hamster?"
"My daughter is so ugly... ...everytime I molest her I have to close my eyes and think of her sister."
"What kind of animal lives in a triangle Hippotenuse"
"How to get mustard out of your white shirt.. 1) go to a store 2) buy a new shirt"
"A girl phoned me the other day and said...""Come on over, there's nobody home."" I went over. Nobody was home."
"Jesus has seen me naked and that's why he made me funny."
"How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem? ""Oh secant, you say?"""
"How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself? It's smoking a cigarette."
"A guy meets a fat chick at a convention [deleted]"