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Joke of the Day

"This club sucks & tell the DJ to lighten up on the Enigma. SON, YOU PASSED OUT. THIS IS A CATHEDRAL"

"I'd also tell you a joke about how my balls hang. . . But that's too low."

"What's white and troubles at breakfast? Cumshot"

"I'm absolutely incredible in bed. In fact, yesterday I slept 15 hours."

"words that seem cool until you find out what they mean - atrophy - space bar - supervision - extraction - dogmatic"

"Police nearly apprehended a drug dealer selling cocaine in a tobacco store. They were close, but no cigar."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasoreass"

"Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies."

"If procrastination was a course offered at school I'd get an ""i"" for incomplete."

"Naming my favorite books is like choosing which of my kids I love more! In that I have a full list right here, do you have a pencil ready"