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Joke of the Day
"What kind of animal lives in a triangle Hippotenuse"
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"I saw a woman at the fuel pump spill gasoline on her arm and then light a cigarette. The police arrested her for waving a firearm."
"Why was Hitler bad at math? Because could never find the Final Solution."
"As of last night my mom has more Aerosmith tattoos than my sister again. For now anyway."
"In Mexico, the KKK is known as the What What What."
"What do you get if you run in front of a car? A: Tired Bonus Follow-up Joke! Q: What do you get when you run behind a car? A: Exhausted"
"(I heard this one a while back, sorry) Why can't you use a the restroom at a Beatles reunion concert? Because there is no John."
"A man was killed with a starter pistol today Police think it might have been race related."
"I remember when it was called ""drinking a glass of water"" instead of ""hydrating."""
"What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter."