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Joke of the Day
"Jesus has seen me naked and that's why he made me funny."
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"The 21st century: When deleting history is more important than making it."
"The Canadian election consists of two men apologizing till one concedes, the winner is then elected king of Canada. Or something like that."
"Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven"
"What do you call a Mexican garden hose in Canada? Joseh"
"What's the difference between Wright and Rong? Wright yells, ""Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man."
"What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas? It pines."
"A line for cops who pull over attractive drunk models If I could put you in the alphabet, I would go D U I and that's why I'm a writer, I look forward to your hatred of bad jokes"
"There are many advantages of visiting Switzerland I mean, the flag itself is a big plus."
"According to this box of spaghetti I am an Italian family of 8"