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Joke of the Day

"How to get mustard out of your white shirt.. 1) go to a store 2) buy a new shirt"

"They should bring lacrosse to the X Games... It would be a great opportunity to advertise ex-lax"

"So there's two astronauts on a rocket... One says to the other, ""Get Ready, it's almost time for launch."" To which the other says ""Launch?! I haven't even had breakfast yet!"""

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, the pH level of a pineapple can not sustain life."

"My blind friend and his birthday I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read."

"So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra... What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexia Association"

"Me: Can I order the conch fritters please? Waitress: The ""ch"" is pronounced like a ""k"" Me: Okay Bick."

"What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post? The leisure centre."

"mike hawk is huge !!!"

"So I Was Going to Kill Myself But I hear whales are endangered."