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Joke of the Day
"Oh yeah!! Well, if smoking weed destroys your short-term memory, then what does smoking weed do?"
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"Who burped at the big bad wolf? Little Rude Riding Hood!"
"There's a girl on my art course who never does any original work, she copies everything. We call her Tracey."
"If you watch the Harlem Shake backwards, it's a video about a guy who parties longer than everyone else."
"Some guys robbed a bank, and to escape, they blew a hole in the wall... the police are looking into it."
"A person died laughing... This tale is told posthumously."
"What's the difference between the Leafs and a Pornstar? They both get fucked. They both get paid. But only one of them really enjoys it."
"I just ate a watch... ... It was time consuming. I'm thinking of going for seconds."
"I just read more people are killed by toasters than sharks. So if you're swimming in the ocean and see a toaster SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE!"
"INTERN 1: 6 in the Oval Office INTERN 2: 4 in the Roosevelt Room INTERN 3: 1 in the Lincoln Bedroom BIDEN: Okay, let's go catch some Pokemon"