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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a strawberry shake? You put it in the freezer."
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"I once shot a deer in my pajamas... How it got in my pajamas, I will never know."
"Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."
"I just made an April Fool's joke. Too soon?"
"""I wasn't that drunk!"" ""Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story."""
"Did you hear about the Iranian who punched a guy at the soccer game? Well, the Shiite hit the fan. Sorry if it's a repost. :p"
"Why can't Chuck Norris complete forms and applications on the internet? Because he can't bring himself to click the ""submit"" button."
"What do walruses and tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."
"SiriusXM is broadcasting NASCAR because there's nothing more exciting than listening to people drive."
"What do you call a female manager? Miss. Management."