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Joke of the Day

"I only drink on special occasions... Luckily for me, I just broke my record for consecutive days alive today"

"What to you call a russian with 3 Bollocks? Hudyaget Dat-Bollocov"

"Whats the difference between a Mod and a cheat? Mods can be [deleted]"

"Important Work Of 21st Century... The 21st century: Where Deleting history is more important than making it."

"This stray cat on my balcony is looking at me like I'm invading its privacy."

"Nothing good can come from a gay man greeting you with an up and down look followed by an ""Oh, honey"""

"I love wearing my ""I'm with Stupid"" t-shirt... I have no friends."

"My mom never liked Bill Cosby's jokes. She says they put her to sleep."

"50 cent files for bankruptcy He only had 50 cent"