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Joke of the Day
"What do you call piss from the continent? Ureapean / Urinepean."
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"[OC] Why couldn't the dragon breathe fire? He had a cold"
"What did the Hitler trains say when they took the jews away? Jewww jewwww"
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"'You'll go to hell for that joke' *in Hell Me: What did you do? Hitler: Genocide, what did you do? Me: Dunno tweeted a joke"