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Joke of the Day
"What do you call piss from the continent? Ureapean / Urinepean."
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"I like my women how I like my wine. 8 years old and locked in a cellar."
"I'm getting a prescription for medical fellatio."
"My girlfriend and I couldn't agree on which guitar strings to play In the end we struck an A Chord"
"Where does the General keep his armies? Up his sleevies!"
"What is 6.9? Good sex interupted by a period"
"I almost bought a 5 pound bag of mini-eggs at costco. Then I saw the 10 pound bag."
"[restaurant] DATE: Tell me something naughty about you ME: Sure [loudly chewing a steak] I haven't brought any money"
"Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? A: She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue."
"My favorite part about Black Friday is the part where I go to the mall, find a great parking spot & sit in my car with the reverse lights on"