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Joke of the Day
"What are the strongest days? Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays"
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"If Donald Trump becomes President, The rest of us should be able to just walk into any hospital & start working as doctors"
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"Which lawyers are U2 fans? The pro bono ones"
"As Caesar dies on the Senate floor, 'With or Without You' starts to play. ""U2, Brutus?"" He sighs, coughing wearily as the world fades away."
"My signature move is asking a co-worker wearing a suit on dress down Fridays, ""how did the job interview go?"" in front of everyone."
"Every few weeks I login to Facebook, update my birthday to the current day, and those idiots wish me happy birthday every time."
"My granny was recently beaten to death by my grandad. Not as in with a stick' he just died first."
"What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo"
"I saw an old man being beaten up by a two men in masks. I decided to help... We beat the crap out of him."