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Joke of the Day
"What are the strongest days? Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays"
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"""I have a hard time with faces. One time I mistook a wolf for my dead grandmother LOL!"" - Little Red Riding Hood, talking to a coat rack."
"I feel the same away about the porn industry that I do about the meat industry. They both make great things, but I wish they treated the meat a little better."
"What do a crematorium and an auditorium have in common? It's apparently frowned upon to jerk off in either."
"What's the difference between the worst sex you ever had, and the best sex you ever had? Doesn't matter; Had sex "
"What's the difference between a clit and the mini bar in a hotel? Most men can find the mini bar in less than 3 minutes."
"What do you call a group of pillaging Huns? An army of Hun-dread."
"What's black and can't swim? A microwave oven."
"What do you call a deer with no eye? GoodMorning! NO IDEAR!"
"Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit? Because they just kept lion around!"