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Joke of the Day
"How did the Endorian get to school every day? Ewok'd."
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"I see you as a glass half full you need me to fill you up"
"Being married is a lot like being a DJ... Most nights you just tune out All noise and nod your head..."
"Me: Shout out to all my homies! Homies: Stop shouting at us."
"""911 what's your emergency?"" - I've been catfished by a dozen men ""We're on our way"" - Gonna arrest them? ""Gonna shut off your internet"""
"Dad always said ""Time to hit the sack!"" before bed. Not sure how getting punched in the testicles helped him sleep, but that was just dad."
"I'm no mathlete, but I CAN tell you that a 6 y/o running at 8 mph chasing an ice cream truck moving at 10 mph flies 7.4 ft if you trip him."
"I once knew a dyslexic priest He always said ""woof"" instead of ""amen""."
"What happens when someone overdoses on Viagra? They die hard."
"Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers."