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Joke of the Day
"Michael Strahan has a line of clothing at JC Penneys I think the Gap would be more appropriate."
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"Racism at its best Eeny meeny miney moe Catch a blacky by the toe If he holler make him pay By picking cotton for a day"
"[OC] How does captain hook cook pita bread? With a pita pan."
"what did the zombie say when he prank-called someone? ""deez gutz"""
"What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler? A toddler can count past two..."
"During activities I'm like batteries I'm never included"
"What do you call semitic oompa-loompas? Orange Jews"
"Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a SIX offender!!!"
"I love this time of year, when the temperature changes from believing in global warming to not believing in global warming."
"Bloom should not have punched Beiber ... After all, you punch a man, you slap a bitch."