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Joke of the Day
"Taco Bell doesn't have a playground because kids that eat Taco Bell can't climb, or run."
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"How do you make a baby drink? You stick it in a blender."
"Life in short Life is like a fart if you force it's probably shit."
"My girlfriend and I decided to make a sex tape. But I came too quickly so we made a Vine. (Saw something similar in a meme so I can't take the credit)"
"Why isn't NSA mass surveillance a hot topic in the US elections? Because it's the only part of the govt that listens to the American people."
"I love watching a bird of prey in flight, soaring through the--nevermind its a trash bag everything sucks"
"A paraplegic high school senior can graduate... ...but can't walk with their class."
"I'm so fresh... ...I get put in the produce section."
"what do you get when you cross an octopus with a human? thrown in jail for public indecency and banned from the aquarium for life."
"what do you get when you mix a Shih Tzu and a bull B.S."