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Joke of the Day

"A paraplegic high school senior can graduate... ...but can't walk with their class."

"Thank God you've updated your status to ""Finished lunch"" after you first posted ""Going to lunch"" I really couldn't tolerate more suspense."

"People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves."

"People treat me like a god... They don't talk to me unless they want something."

"Man walks into a bar... Ouch that hurt. Man walks under a bar... LIMBO CHAMPION!"

"A little old lady walked into the bank cashed a small check and started out. Passing the armed guard she smiled and said ""You can go home now."""

"Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you."

"Trump obviously has the support of the Freemasons He wants to build a wall, and do you know who gets paid to build walls? **MASONS!**"

"What did the black horse name its daughter? Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work."

"I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere."