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Joke of the Day

"Why isn't NSA mass surveillance a hot topic in the US elections? Because it's the only part of the govt that listens to the American people."

"A redneck won't let his son marry the girl down the way... He told his son, ""If she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for you."""

"Irritable Bowel Syndrome is genetic. It runs in your jeans."

"What did Sushie A say to Sushi B? Wasa-B! Let's roll."

"Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated? They didn't want water from the Arab Spring."

"My mom keeps telling me there are plenty of fish in the sea. She REALLY doesn't get me anymore. I. Don't. Want. A. Fish."

"To use Google efficiently, write like Tarzan. ""good tacos boston"""

"Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons."

"If cupids didnt have wings, theyd just be fat little baby assassins with crossbows."

"the best feeling in the world is when someone u hate tells a joke and nobody laughs"