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Joke of the Day

"I realized that I'm bisexual... When you buy, I get sexual."

"Facebook is the second most popular word that starts with ""F"" and ends with ""K"" Firetruck is a very popular word!"

"[Different] Why isn't Hitler in Mario Kart? Because he can Nazi the road."

"Accidentally sharing porn I have accidentally posted porn on my science blog. My readers must be thinking hard about my content."

"""I'm sorry, sir, cash or credit only."" The rain sadly puts its check away. 21st century technology has not been kind to him."

"What do you buy a recently neutered cat? Spay Roses."

"How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Douse it in gasoline and set it alight."

"Simple Chat.. Conversation: G: Im done. Let's split-up. B: What? Why? Where did I go wrong? G: Oh, im sorry babe wrong send. B: Thank goodness!"

"My friend said to me 'The Tory party is just cuts after cuts after cuts!'... ... I told him 'You're one letter off.'"

"Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play ""Cowboys and Indians."" Democrats don't either as long as the Indians win."