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Joke of the Day

"Simple Chat.. Conversation: G: Im done. Let's split-up. B: What? Why? Where did I go wrong? G: Oh, im sorry babe wrong send. B: Thank goodness!"

"I offered a North Korean some freedom He said ""Im glad its free but what the hell is 'dom'"""

"Can someone please explain this joke to me? How do you get the elephant out of the theatre? You can't. It's in his blood."

"What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd? ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!"

"How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant? Two men a nite."

"How does a Korean walk a dog? With a little bit of oil."

"I'm confused about plants"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. You don't need a lightbulb when you have a glass ceiling."

"Always buy 'hand wash only' shirts whenever you want to wear something once and then throw it into a 'hand wash only' basket for 15 years."

"If you have a dollar.. you're a billionthaire."