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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Douse it in gasoline and set it alight."
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"To show off my ""Downton Abbey etiquette"" at the gym, I don't throw punches at the punching bag. I just say something witty and cruel to it."
"What's black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee"
"""I'm not even going to dignify that with a response"", she responded."
"I said hello to a feminist My court date starts tomorrow."
"Cereal, you need milk more than milk needs you. Just being real."
"Who put semen in the basement? I don't know. That's just the way it's spelled."
"why don't Italians have acne? (bad joke) Because it slides off."
"What's George Washington's favorite song. Doesn't matter, just as long as it's royalty-free."
"Rock Joke... A rock asked a girl to be his girlfriend. The girl said ""Wow, I'm flattened!"" (Geddit? XD)"