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Joke of the Day

"I said to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hairback Apparently thats an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient"

"Every time I walk into a Wal-Mart I think to myself, "" I've never seen so many of God's mistakes all in one place."""

"How many 'Suh Dudes' does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Its already lit, fam."

"My yoga teacher is awesome. She really bends over backwards."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender"

"What do you call a black cop? Suicidal."

"Maybe naming my new hippie themed bar Free Spirits was a bit misleading. Lesson learned."

"IT routine is full of jokes What is suitable for the employer it's real pain in ass for the recruiter"

"Whats long and black and hard to cut into? The line at KFC"

"Trolling my FB friends by commenting ""Looking good ;)"" on solo pics of their husbands"