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Joke of the Day
"You know the joke about this guy playing with a loaded gun? Triggered."
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"On a scale from one to ten, she's a ten... On the pH scale, CUZ SHE BASIC!"
"What do Trump supporters and child molesters have in common? They both like immature assholes."
"(first date) Me: *hyperventilating* Him: Don't be nervous. Take a deep breath. Me: Can't. I'm wearing three pairs of Spanx."
"My grandmother tried keeping her hysterectomy a secret... ...but the doctors let the cat out of the bag."
"Without nipples... ... Breasts would be pointless."
"What do you call a parent named Lee? Apparently"
"I thought Los Angeles seemed unusually hot, but turned out the devil is Canadian. ""Welcome to Hell, aye."""
"What does Reddit share in common with the real world? A messed up system of karma"
"When you criticize a person, walk a mile in his shoes... then you'll be a mile away and in his shoes."