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Joke of the Day

"You know the joke about this guy playing with a loaded gun? Triggered."

"Pulled out all of my eyelashes so I can make more wishes. 1st wish: MONEY! 2nd wish: FRIENDS! 3rd wish: eyelashes :("

"Have you heard about the invention of the shovel? It was groundbreaking"

"What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy? Make me one with everything."

"Where does a woodsman keep his pigs? In his hog cabin!"

"How do you keep the entire front page of Reddit in suspense?"

"If you bring back your paper bags at Whole Foods, they'll give a refund of 5 cents. After a year you'll have enough money to buy an orange."

"How to make an idiot curious? I'll post the answer tomorrow."

"Wife has been adding a little baby oil to her baths, which is cool because I have always wanted to quickly be laying down in the shower."

"absolutely disgusting that we as a society are still okay with people making hats out of cowboys"