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Joke of the Day

"The 1st rule of Female Fight Club is: You didn't hear this from me! Seriously do NOT tell anyone I told you, I promised I wouldn't tell."

"Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke? Apparently, not here"

"You now what's great about fucking twenty five year olds? There's twenty of them."

"What do you call a stoner that is masturbating? A highjacker."

"A scientist walked into a room that was -273C Don't worry though, he was 0K"

"A Conductor ... What do you call a part time conductor ?? . . . a *semiconductor*"

"good baseball player nicknames if they weren't already taken: - batman - hitler"

"What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A baseball bat."

"Want to know if you're in the wrong relationship? If you were reading this hoping I really had the answer, it's over. You're welcome."

"I'm pretty sober. But I'm prettier drunk."