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Joke of the Day
"What do you call batman when he skips church? Christian Bale"
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"what do you do if you see your ex , running around in your front yard covered in blood and screaming for help ? stay calm . reload . and try again."
"What is the best way to lose money? A: Lend it to Greece."
"What is the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks while he fits and the other one...."
"What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance? A Fairodactyl"
"Do you know what the one vegetable that isn't actually vegan is? Terry Schiavo."
"""Then it's agreed. We'll meet back in this same place in 10 years."" -Me to some dishes in my sink"
"My computer is a nympho at night Because any little touch turns it on"
"Kind of sad that old people, who have the least amount of time left, are the ones wasting the most time typing in ""http://www."""
"I saw a black man walking with a TV... ...I thought, ""Hey, that's mine!!"" But then I remembered, mine was tied up in the backyard."