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Joke of the Day

"Lawyer: did your boyfriend commit the crime? Girlfriend: honey he can't even commit to this relationship Entire jury: OH SNAP"

"I just read an article in the newspaper about how 60% of adults still live with their parents. I was like ""OMG Mum did you read this???"""

"If a woman repeats what you just said in the form of a question, you'll be dead soon."

"Life is like a penis [dirty] Life is like penis...... Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely.... Then a woman make it hard"

"Hahahahah Wife: ""What are you doing?"" Husband : Nothing. Wife : ""Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."" Husband : ""I was looking for the expiration date."""

"I deliver jokes the same way UPS delivers packages... ...mangled and missing the most important parts."

"You don't know shit about pressure until you're the only Black person on the dance floor while white people clap & form a circle around you."

"What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese? Rady O'Gaga"

"*pulls back your shower curtain* What did you mean by ""creepy"""

"Let's hear it for snow!.. The only time that four inches can keep a woman in bed all day."