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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an epileptic having a fit in a deck-chair? A Transformer! (Literally my favourite joke of all time.)"

"If I had $10 for every time someone called me racist... Black people would rob me."

"What does a clock do when it gets hungry? It goes back four seconds."

"chevy badge on a holdern upvote if you think they're gay"

"Things I use my car for, from most to least: 1)Tweeting while parked 2)Snacking 3)Transporting bugs that can fly but are lazy 4)Driving"

"How many cats does it take to make a fur coat? None! Cats can't sew!"

"Everyone knows that lighting our farts is great, but when are we gonna be able to vape our farts?"

"Why did the man break the clock? He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands."

"A poor virgin had a big black guy as a landlord Now he's just poor."

"I like my women like I like my golf score In the low 80s with a slight handicap"