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Joke of the Day

"I went to a drag race yesterday It's amazing how fast men can run in heels."

"Why did the students need a ladder to get into school? It was a high school."

"I would vote for Trump if I could because I've never seen a president get assassinated"

"What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand? Make me one with everything"

"Dad how it feels to have a awesome son? Dad: Ask your grandma."

"How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?"

"Why did Johnny drop his ice cream? No you sadistic fucks, he did not get railed by a truck. He just tripped and fell :)"

"Karma whoring is bad. Upvote if you agree."

"Apples on trees Dad - Hey son, how many apples grow on trees? Son - I don't know Dad, how many? Dad - All apples grow on trees, silly."

"What does a clock do when it gets hungry? It goes back four seconds."