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Joke of the Day
"Why did the students need a ladder to get into school? It was a high school."
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"If I had a nickel for everytime I was 10 cents short for a beer, I'd have become an alcoholic."
"My 5 year old hasn't said a word in the car after I convinced him that the volume control on our stereo ejects his car seat."
"""...and then she farted and I swear her butt plug shot across the room like a rocket! That's the last time we have Taco Bell."""
"I went to a Nautica outlet store They had sails on everything"
"If I ever get kidnapped, my plan is to just talk non-stop about Lost until they see that I'm very annoying, and they return me to safety."
"Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves."
"Numerators can recover the fastest from break-ups. They're always over it."
"Morbid Humor What did one casket say to the other casket? Was that you coffin?"
"What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee? Don't worry, you'll fit right in."