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Joke of the Day
"A 'Jim's Dozen' is 11, because I take one for myself."
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"The vice president of Pepsi got fired... he came up positive for coke."
"Son: Dad I'm in love with a girl just like mum. Father: So what do you want from me? Sympathy?"
"*crawls seductively across bed* *elbow gives out*"
"Note to self: I am a note"
"Apple Stock Apple's stock surges on announcement of two-child policy change in China"
"Compromising with your woman doesn't mean you are wrong & she is right. It only signifies that sex is more important than your ego."
"Son: ""Mom, Dad... I'm gay"" Mom: *staring at dad Dad: *clenches fists Mom: ...don't! Dad: *sweats profusely Mom: Dad: HI GAY, I'M DAD"
"What do the twin towers and gender have in common? The Bush"
"How did people charge their phones before electricity? They didn't...!"