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Joke of the Day

"How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?"

"Why aren't there any Mexicans in China? Because the Chinese know how to build a wall."

"why girls prefer iphones.... because they are use to its type of Aspect ratio :D"

"Want to hear a joke? I was going to tell a gay joke, butt fuck it."

"When my girlfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."

"GOOD COP: Tell us what you know BAD COP: Or we'll turn up the heat DAD COP: DON'T YOU TOUCH THAT DAMN THERMOSTAT"

"Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn't even entered."

"GENIE 1: he wanted money so i made him a bank robber, ha GENIE 2: i just...gave mine money GENIE 1: LMAO YOU GUYS, JERRY JUST GAVE IT TO HIM"

"I'm at my most insecure when asked if I want to save changes made to a document when I am sure I did not make any changes at all."

"My idea of muslim-oriented bar failed miserably. But I really expected ""Allahu Ak-BAR"" to blow up the nightlife."