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Joke of the Day
"What does a clock do when it gets hungry? It goes back four seconds."
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"My favorite hobby is pretending to be surprised when my credit card is declined."
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"My work had a bake sale today We raised a lot of dough."
"How old is your Grandma? I dunno but we've had him a long time."