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Joke of the Day
"Dad how it feels to have a awesome son? Dad: Ask your grandma."
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"Exercise makes you look and feel better naked? So does Tequila...."
"An Electric Field Walks up to a Dipole and asks, ""Do you have a moment?"""
"Why are cowgirls Bowlegged? Because Cowboys eat with their Hats on."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? I may take a while to get hard, I just got laid."
"At some point in time, the brain named itself. You think it would have gone with something a little better, like Bernard."
"If life gives you melons... You have dyslexia"
"What do you call an underwater masochist? A submarine!"
"*gets toy out of packaging, earns engineering degree"
"Early this morning I was sitting on the beach wondering where the sun was... then it dawned on me"