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Joke of the Day

"Karma whoring is bad. Upvote if you agree."

"What do you call an imaginary color? A pigment of your imagination."

"What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face? Chicken Caesar salad."

"For the longest time I hated tumors.... but they are beginning to grow on me."

"A young girl walks in on her dad peeing... The dad fumbles around trying to cover up. Then the girl says ""don't worry dad. I've seen one before. Mommy brushes her teeth with the neighbor's."""

"McDonalds could burn to the ground and I bet the fries would still be cold"

"A joke I made up from The Revenant Why did Glass gut the horse? He just wanted to fit in."

"Why did Hitler kill himself? . . . . He saw his gas bill."

"Pregnant Kim Kardashian is moaning in a magazine, ""Nothing looks good on me"" I disagree. A grand piano dropped from a considerable height would."

"Church is one of the few places you get on your knees BEFORE a guy gives you wine."