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Joke of the Day
"Who was the chicken's favorite composer? Bach!"
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"What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby? He's born with Diss-lexia"
"Have you heard of divorced barbie? Her set costs $450. ...mostly because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and one of Ken's friends."
"Professional wrestler name: Office Max. Signature move: Three Hole Punch."
"How do you tell the difference between a male chromosome and a female chromosome? You pull down their genes!"
"A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, ""Do you have any last requests?"" ""Yes,"" replies the murderer. ""Can you please hold my hand?"""
"What is a Canadian vampire's favourite drink? Type Eh."
"Why do they put cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people they were slaves before they became drug dealers."
"Karma may ""work"" but I think that bitch takes a lot of days off"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Peanut butter jelly Peanut butter jelly who? Peanut butter jelly you!"