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Joke of the Day
"What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby? He's born with Diss-lexia"
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"What do bulimic stone masons do? Binge and parge."
"My safe word is antidisestablishmentarianism. Don't worry. I never get laid."
"Center for Disease Control: overconsumption of beta-carotene linked to dangerous rise in pH of blood In other words, pumpkin spice lattes make you basic."
"Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall? There may be leavesdropping"
"What does a crow with a cold sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph, caw-ph."
"Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it... ""For I did not speak of my own Accord ..."" John 12:49"
"A hammock is really cool until you try to get out of it. I'm going to have to live here now. Goodnight."
"Him: I'm a lover, not a fighter Me: [already has on boxing gloves] Awwww, that's so sweet, should be an easy knockout then"
"Mitt Romney dissing Trump is like when an anime villain from the previous arc teams up to help stop the new billion times more evil villain"