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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there? Peanut butter jelly Peanut butter jelly who? Peanut butter jelly you!"
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"My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead?"
"The Canadian Army"
"There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and nine other types of people."
"Just found out why they replaced Gav in the Autoglass advertisements, apparently he died of indigestion. RIP #gavisgone."
"I suspected my marriage was in trouble when I'd meet my husband for dinner then we would both race home to make out with the babysitter."
"Why don't the dutch have a space program? Their spaceships Netherland."
"What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common? They only have an erection every 4 years"
"Went bass fishing the other day Caught a subwoofer this big!"
"How come you never see elephants hiding up trees? Because they are really good at it."