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Joke of the Day

"Professional wrestler name: Office Max. Signature move: Three Hole Punch."

"My boyfriend calls me ""babe"" because ""pig in the city"" is such a mouthful to say."

"""You know why I pulled you over?"" ""Does anyone know why anyone's pulled over?"" ""Wow. You're free to go."" ""Is anyone free?"" ""Oh you're good."""

"What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream? A large twist cone."

"What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line!"

"I really hate it when people repeat something twice when making a point. don't do that guys, don't do that."

"What do you call two roosters having a fight? A Cock-a-Doodle-Duel!"

"Instead of politely knocking on the bathroom door, my kid attacks the door like a rookie DEA agent on his first raid"

"I'm the guy that lures fragile old ladies into my windowless van at night with Werthers Originals.Then safley escort them to the bingo hall."

"As my eyesight gets worse my parents blame video games while my optometrist says it's due to the roundness of my eyeball. One way or the other, there is a stigma."