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Joke of the Day
"Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!"
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"""Actually, I'll have you know I have a degree in liberal arts"" ""That's great ma'am, but I ordered fries with my meal"""
"How do you win a Scandinavian race? By crossing the Finnish line!"
"What did the canibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"
"[Me as an Italian language translator] Police: Ask him where the money is hidden. Me: Spaghetti tortellini Benghazi Fibonacci cappuccino."
"What did Blackbeard say to the girl who was dressed as a sexy pirate for Halloween? ""Land Hoe!"""
"I told my doctor I was addicted to Twitter He said ""I don't follow you"""
"I usually roll around in the magazine aisle at Barnes and Noble before a date because I want to smell nice, but I'm on a budget."
"In Soviet Russia, Crimea River."
"Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin? Because she was his relative"