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Joke of the Day

"A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, ""Do you have any last requests?"" ""Yes,"" replies the murderer. ""Can you please hold my hand?"""

"2 drunk guys were walking on the train tracks ""hey john, this stairs are reallly long"" ""don't worry, here comes the elevator"""

"What comes between fear and sex? Funf!"

"I don't go to the circus. Not because I'm scared of clowns, but because I'm scared of people who go to the circus."

"In a movie theater crowd watches a movie. During funny moments only one person laughs. Confusingly, he turns around and explains: ""Sorry, I haven't seen the trailer."""

"To the guy who invented zero... Thanks for nothing."

"Don't you hate it when you're so high on drugs that simple, everyday, mundane tasks become difficult? Anyway, I pissed on your sofa."

"what do you call a fake noodle an impasta"

"What's The Difference Between Snowmen, & Snow Women? Snowballs."

"What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon."