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Joke of the Day

"A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, ""Do you have any last requests?"" ""Yes,"" replies the murderer. ""Can you please hold my hand?"""

"The most artistic boxer Just watched some Evander Holyfield highlight videos. Such artistry! He's like the Vincent Van Gogh of the boxing world."

"How does the Rabbi make his coffee? Hebrews it"

"I just gave a woman $700 to put her screaming baby in the overhead compartment on this plane."

"So I confronted and cursed my son out for being in a relationship with a man..... He told me his partner was a Tranny and I felt like such an idiot. Sorry Ma'am. Your masculine face had me off."

"Timeouts just give children a quiet place to plot your murder."

"Why are cigars unhealthier than cigarettes? Because they're fatter."

"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the bad part of town? One of them got assaulted."

"Hey people waiting in line to get into a club. . . you should probably do us all a favor and stay in there until after the election"

"My girlfriend broke up with me after we had sex.. She said she's full of me"