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Joke of the Day
"What is a Canadian vampire's favourite drink? Type Eh."
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"Why do we call rulers ""Your Highness""? because that's what they measure."
"What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby? He's born with Diss-lexia"
"How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb? Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of."
"A miracle birth, then resurrection. Accept Frosty the Snowman as your personal savior."
"What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards? A receding HARE line!"
"Meghan Trainor songs: -All About That Bass -Flounder's Good Too -Also I Like Shrimp -Wait, I'm a Vegan -All About That Kale"
"Q: What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common? A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips."
"There is a Hispanic train conductor going around committing horrible crimes.. No one knows why, but it's clear he has a loco motive."
"What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Consuelo Pronounced - Cunts-way-low"