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Joke of the Day
"Whats grosser then gross? Shoving 12 oysters up your grandmothers vagina and sucking out 13."
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"What do you say to someone with a bladder problem? Urine trouble."
"Why Can't Dinosaurs Clap. Because They're Dead. :)"
"Finally had sex in a hall of mirrors I was fucking beside myself!"
"I met a new paleontologist today... Fascinating young lady, called Diana Saw-Hunter."
"Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! Clipity clop, BANG! -Amish drive by"
"Dear people who manually retweet, I hope the next time you're about to get laid someone steps in and does it for you"
"I was reading a newspaper, and the headline said,""America is without a leader!"" I said,""That's unpresidented!"""
"Always toss glitter onto someone when telling them bad news so that the bad news is only the second-worst thing to happen to them that day."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? ... ackhh achkghk"