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Joke of the Day

"I was reading a newspaper, and the headline said,""America is without a leader!"" I said,""That's unpresidented!"""

"How does Moses make his tea? He brews it."

"Wish my husband got a check from the NFL for all the refereeing he does from his recliner..."

"What is Beethoven doing in his grave? He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone."

"I get it, you have a philosophy degree, but I just want you to make my latte, not wax poetic about life, okay Baristotle? Extra foam please."

"How do you know you sister is on her period? Dad's cock tastes like blood."

"why did the ghost crash his ghost car? because he was full of BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!"

"Did you hear the joke about your mother's cooking? It's in bad taste."

"I saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching Genders."

"The hipster A hipster was traveling down some river rapids. He came across a fork in the river and decided to take the left fork because the right was too mainstream"