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Joke of the Day

"Dear people who manually retweet, I hope the next time you're about to get laid someone steps in and does it for you"

"A shepherd was looking for a sheep that ran away Forget it, you've already herd this one."

"5 out of 4 people don't get jokes about fractions."

"Thought i was out of toilet paper today Turns out i had a shitload"

"Arianna Huffington said Donald Trump is not getting enough sleep, so why isn't he getting enough sleep? Apparently not having enough **Melania**tonin at night!"

"*walks out of prison, a free man. *guards shouting from gate ""From! At! For! With!"" What? ""Oh, we always end sentences with a preposition"""

"Dont Use Your Dirty Mind **What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me!**"

"9/11 Jokes aren't funny. The other 2 however, are hilarious!"

"I've said it before and I'll say it again... I've said it before."

"Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work. The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country."