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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? ... ackhh achkghk"
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"(OC) What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation? Call in the swat team!"
"If Osama Bin Laden really wanted to cripple America he'd attack Facebook"
"Then outermost layer of your skin is mostly dead cells, so congratulations you're dead on the outside as well as the inside."
"They say: Dance like there's nobody watching, sing like there's nobody listening. But non of them are there to vouch for you when you end up in an insane asylum."
"Relationships are like fat people... Most of them don't work out."
"Great pun joke It's difficult to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs because they always take things, literally."
"What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot? It's a tie."
"I love kids. When they're adults."
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