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Joke of the Day
"Why Can't Dinosaurs Clap. Because They're Dead. :)"
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"Congratulations. You're 18. On a list of 20 people that I want to kill."
"[God creating spiders] What if I made a tiny land octopus that could walk on walls?"
"Why is it so hard to help deaf people? Because they never listen."
"[ronald mcdonald in fake mustache sidles up to group of teens] mcdonalds sucks right guys? Let's discuss ways they could improve their image"
"I can tell if someone's uncomfortable around me just by staring at them for 3 hours."
"Do you want to celebrate!? It's the year of the cock."
"Dont I owe you a blow job Gimme another and Ill owe you two."
"If we allowed all banned substances - just think about how exciting sports would be"
"What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies? A frothel"