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Joke of the Day

"Why Can't Dinosaurs Clap. Because They're Dead. :)"

"They told me i had type A blood. But it was a type O."

"what is a jew that has eaten too many beans? a gas chamber"

"Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital."

"I'm seriously disappointed by /r/goldbenefits. Not even one name appeared in the Panama papers."

"Gym Joke A guy who newly joined a gym asked the instructor which was the best machine in the gym which will make him attractive to girls. The instructor replied,""the atm"""

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it ain't three cause my basement is still dark."

"What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest? Berried Treasure."

"I thought I loved you but it turned out I just had too much coffee."

"Keep the dream alive. Hit the snooze button."