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Joke of the Day

"Always toss glitter onto someone when telling them bad news so that the bad news is only the second-worst thing to happen to them that day."

"What car does a japanese girl love to ride Nee-san"

"I find it Hillaryous that the presidential candidates this year are so horrible. I wonder if either of them will pull out their Trump card to guarantee that win though."

"Why are New Yorkers so depressed? Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey."

"What is the most abundant spice in Africa? Paprika."

"I bought 10,000,000 dogecoin yesterday. It turns out jokes are pretty profitable."

"What do Germans and acetone have in common? They are both good at removing the Polish!"

"I decided to open a new business that builds doors for obese people, it shall be called Mordor."

"My ex GF turned out to be anorexic. Gradually I just saw less and less of her."

"I'm not into anything ""weird"", but this vacuum at Target looks like a total VILF."