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Joke of the Day

"My self esteem is so low.... The other night my hand told me that it had a headache."

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"What do you call a fat guy, from New Orleans, that never tells the truth? A jambo-laya. Thanks for coming out, I'll be here till Thursday."
"What happened to the egg and his girlfriend? They broke up."
"How does a white girl prepare for the world? Basic training."
"My Jewish family banned beans, Ever since my grandfather died of uncontrollable gas."
"What times does the chinaman go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty"
"I did not expect Brazil to get beaten this badly by Germany I really did Nazi it coming"
"My wife is like a grape She lets out a little whine."
"Girls who say ""I don't care what anyone thinks about me"" sure spend a lot of time untagging themselves out of unflattering pics on Facebook."
"Trump winning the election I did nazi that coming"