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Joke of the Day
"My self esteem is so low.... The other night my hand told me that it had a headache."
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"i found out how to kill vegetarian vampires a steak to the heart"
"When I was younger my dad showed me pictures of why to wear condoms during sex. The funny thing is, they were all pictures of me."
"Two cows are standing in a field. One cow turns to the other and says, ""Did you hear about that outbreak of mad cow disease?"" The other one looks at him and says, ""Good thing I'm a helicopter."""
"what is the cruelest joke of all? Your Life."
"Hey did you see the one about the blind guy Yeah neither did he"
"Very offensive man on the loose with flint and steel Sparks outrage"
"i hate that one occasional cadbury cream egg you get that has a bloody malformed cadbury bunny fetus inside"
"Yelled at some skinhead today & he was all like ""chemotherapy, dude"" & I was like, ""whatever, racist"" cause sometimes you gotta take a stand"
"How do you stop an Albanian tank? You shoot the guy pushing it."