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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fat guy, from New Orleans, that never tells the truth? A jambo-laya. Thanks for coming out, I'll be here till Thursday."

"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood"

"Saw a Cougar wearing a Leopard coat, driving a Jaguar. It's a jungle out there."

"Life has taught me if you go to the store for milk and you're high, you won't buy milk. You will spend half your rent on hot pockets though."

"How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen? It Varys."

"My therapist picked a cool time to go on vacay I'm making decisions out here like a wild animal"

"I've grown bored of reality, So I started watching cable news."

"Hey Feminazis, I sprained my wrist jet-skiing this weekend, so you can shut up about the ""pain of childbirth."""

"I've never really gotten along with my brother.... I wish he was more like my mom...in that I wish he died three years ago"

"What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach? Microwaves!"