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Joke of the Day
"My wife is like a grape She lets out a little whine."
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"I saw a guy with down syndrome buying a pair of jeans today. I thought to myself, ""What a greedy bastard, haven't you got enough already?"""
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef strokin off"
"Oral Sex: A taste of things to come"
"GF: I think I'm gunna start a Twitter account Me: *whips head around* I'll help you set it up! *Grabs GF's phone and hurls it into the Sun*"
"Besides being an famous chief (despite burning everything he cooked), Adolf Hitler was also a star athlete.... He was the fascist kid on the playground."
"Confucius say, ""Happy wife lead to soft hands... Unhappy wife lead to softer hands."""
"How does Craig Venter drink beer? Shotgun method"
"What does Snoop Dogg say to his baby? Kushie kushie koo"
"The more fanciful embroidery you have on the back pockets of your jeans, the less I value you as a person."