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Joke of the Day
"How does a white girl prepare for the world? Basic training."
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"What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Slow."
"Women like you are hard to find.. My ex wanted to know if still thought of her. Quite often I said. ""Women like you are hard to find. Most of you are in state hospitals."""
"I like my women like I like my bikes. Chained up and locked down in my garage."
"Yesterday at a job interview I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little. ""Nervous?"" asked the interviewer I replied, ""No, I always give 110%"""
"Q: What is yellow and wears a mask? A: The Lone Lemon."
"What does Bill Gates call his manhood? Microsoft."
"How do you make your GF cry during sex? Phone her... ;)"
"boss: trouble at home? me: [jumps awake at my desk] yeah boss: wife giving you grief? me: there's a bee in my kitchen"
"The GOP candidates are competing to win over Scott Walker supporters after he pulled out of the race... But all three of them remain undecided still."